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What if Bilo made a film about us?

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What if Bilo made a film about us? Like many successful films, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan has inspired a sequel. The more simply named My Brother Borat will shortly be released, and...

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Oh, yuk, he writes for children…

It is summer in the southern hemisphere, where I am seeing in the New Year, but now and then a cold, sour blast from the north reminds me of home. One of the on-line messages, left in response to an...

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Pom-bashing faces the ultimate Test

It will either be a very good time to be a Pom visiting Australia over the next few days, or it could  be something of a trial. On Boxing Day, the most important cricket match in the country’s history will...

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The Qatar World Cup is the global equivalent of leaving all the lights on

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If the delegates currently attending the global climate conference in Mexico need any reminding of the magnitude of their task in the face of human stupidity and hubris, they do not have far to look. At another meeting of a...

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Getting in touch with my inner Australian

For an Englishman interested in taking a side-step out of his regular life, there is no place quite like Australia. After all, a couple of centuries ago, the ancestors of today's Australians took a side-step out of their regular lives (or,...

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Prim? Moi? A radio debate about the writer as good (or bad) citizen

There was a time when I took a swaggering, what-the-hell atittude towards a writer's responsibility to those close to him. Few authors speak up for decorousness or kindness, in fact, preferring to trot out the hoary old cliché, said by Czeslaw...

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It’s not just the landscape that snow changes, but a whole outlook on life

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The dog has gone slightly mad. Astonished every morning that her territory has been transformed into a sparkling white playground, she bounds through the snow, her nose acting as a snowplough. Normally rather ladylike when it comes to creature comforts,...

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Why writers are mugging each other

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Today marks the end of a peculiar, but increasingly popular, annual event: national novel-writing month is almost over. Heads down, fingers pounding away at their keyboards, would-be writers here and in America will be racing for the finishing line, having...

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Sometimes you can be too dignified

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It has been one of those moments when, as if we have suddenly been spooked by the chilly uncertainties of today and tomorrow, there has been a general scurrying back to the warmth and safety of yesterday. The newspapers have...

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Song of the week (Yuletide Special): Christmas in Bed

The great 5 x 15 Stories asked me to write a Christmas song for them. I'm not sure this is quite what they were expecting. Christmas in Bed by TerenceBlacker And here's its launch, with two other songs, when I...

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