What exactly is the problem? Why are both major parties struggling to reach any kind of agreement with those sweet, easygoing Liberal Democrats? Here, in an exclusive leak from the negotiations, is a list of what they are currently demanding: Colourful woolly jumpers for all TV newsreaders (to cheer everyone up!). The compulsory singing of John… Continue reading Puppies for pensioners, a niceness tsar and environmental police: an exclusive list of what LibDems are asking for
Read moreThe local council has produced a largely, brightly-coloured sticker reading ‘SLOW DOWN IN OUR VILLAGE’ for all residents to stick on their wheelie-bins. Almost all of them have, so that once week anyone driving in the area will have this bossy imperative nagging at them from every doorstep. Is this what the Tories are calling… Continue reading The Big (Whingeing) Society
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